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Do you not want me to keep it up anymore?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWell done, Bean!Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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You can do what you like, Bean. I do not mind.Originally posted by Bean View PostDo you not want me to keep it up anymore?Comment
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The Smegster has trouble getting it up let alone keeping it up.Originally posted by Bean View PostDo you not want me to keep it up anymore?
He should try thinking of Churchill in the nude.....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe Smegster has trouble getting it up let alone keeping it up.
He should try thinking of Churchill in the nude.....
And a good day to you too, Sir.
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I'm fully aware of my rights.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou can do what you like, Bean. I do not mind.
It's just that before, you seemed to be giving orders to 'keep it up' and have now stopped, why?Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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I am glad you are aware of your rights. But maybe you do not know the difference between an order and encouragement. I am sorry if it seemed to you that I was giving you orders! Do you need some help to understand the difference?Originally posted by Bean View PostI'm fully aware of my rights.
It's just that before, you seemed to be giving orders to 'keep it up' and have now stopped, why?Comment
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have you tried viagra?Originally posted by Bean View PostDo you not want me to keep it up anymore?Comment
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We must be careful not to make Bean sad again. If someone says to him, 'Come to my birthday party,' or, 'Have a nice weekend', he thinks that he is being ordered in contravention to his rights.Originally posted by Eirikur View Posthave you tried viagra?Comment
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Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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