Post your Brexit recipes here

[Eirikur]

[Old Greg]

Now I am permanent I have death benefit of four times annual salary.

50k won't go far. Better off hanging you on the alimony noose and hoping your luck picks up.

[AtW]

Now I am permanent I have death benefit of four times annual loans.

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

50k won't go far. Better off hanging you on the alimony noose and hoping your luck picks up.

That one thing about all those divorces. No money left.

I am left with my looks, intelligence and charm.....

[greenlake]

One of the ones Mrs BP cooked was wartime caked. Totally vegan - no eggs.

I'm sure she'd put this to great use....

[Old Greg]

[BR14]

That one thing about all those divorces. No money left.

I am left with my looks, intelligence and charm.....

being an ugly bastard, i've always relied on charm, wit and personality

[shaunbhoy]

How about Filet de Remain?

First take a large chicken.......then quickly remove the spine.

Place it in the oven until it is half-baked then change your mind and slide it out backwards.

Garnish with bullsh*t. And a huge pinch of salt.

Then try and convince your dinner guests that it was what they actually ordered.

Sorted.

[DimPrawn]

I had to bring in cake to work as I have just joined the dark side. One of the ones Mrs BP cooked was wartime caked. Totally vegan - no eggs. I will try to post the recipe sometime.

Mrs BP!

You friggin married again.

[DimPrawn]

being an ugly bastard, i've always relied on a hankie that smells like chloroform

FTFY