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    Originally posted by edison View Post
    I've never known any contractor get as many extensions as Boris. Looks like another one is on the cards...

    EU eyes Brexit flextension (again) - BBC News
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Does he get a rate increase each time?
    Apparently Boris asked the client for an extra £350m a week and was surprised to find out it was going to be a lot less...

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      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        Слава Україні! Героям слава!

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          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            The year is 2192,
            the British prime minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.
            No one remembers where this tradition originated,
            but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

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              Which will happen first? Brexit or climate extinction?

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                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    no wonder they're fed up talking:

                    German word of the day:
                    Austrittsvertragsratifizierungsgesetzentwurf
                    ("Withdrawal Agreement Bill")

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                      Will this be live streamed=

                      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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