How to win friends and influence people

[Old Greg]

He was the Telegraph’s EU correspondent for 5 years from 1989 to 2004. Mind you, most of his articles were made up anyway so it really didn’t matter if he understood how it works or not.

That's a long 5 years.

[minestrone]

He was the Telegraph’s EU correspondent for 5 years from 1989 to 2004. Mind you, most of his articles were made up anyway so it really didn’t matter if he understood how it works or not.

The EU has a flux capacitor.

[meridian]

That's a long 5 years.

Fake news. 1994 should be.