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With the future availability non-EU mandated of bananas...
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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When was that decided and by whom?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostTo be fair, you are the most stupid person on CUK (and I include scoots in that). Not your fault of course.
Oh sorry, it's just your personal opinion being masqueraded as fact again. Carry on.
[Something drole about jam, tea & biscuits]Originally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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Are you saying it could be his fault? That seems rather harsh, but you're entitled to your personal opinion. Carry on.Originally posted by Bean View PostWhen was that decided and by whom?
Oh sorry, it's just your personal opinion being masqueraded as fact again. Carry on.
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If you think my post has asserted a position on the matter, your reading comprehension needs improving.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAre you saying it could be his fault? That seems rather harsh, but you're entitled to your personal opinion. Carry on.
HTH BIDIOriginally posted by Old GregI admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf♕Keep calm & carry on♕Comment
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Ah...but what if a LibDem defects? They would only need 1 of them to slither across. And let's face it, they seem to be just the sort of group that might appeal to a smarmy delusional out of touch LibDem pillock.Originally posted by GreenMirror View PostJust to be really pedantic, LibDems are 12. Independent 11. So Independent need 2 more to be bigger?
Do I take the lead in the race for CUK "pedant of the year" award?

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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If you think I thought that, etc. etc.Originally posted by Bean View PostIf you think my post has asserted a position on the matter, your reading comprehension needs improving.
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Work it out for yourself.Comment
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Hey? Nobody is going to THAT extreme.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIf you think I thought
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Good man, Spuddy, just in time to serve tea.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostHey? Nobody is going to THAT extreme.

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