Anyone dieting?

[Zippy]

fat bastard in denial

Make that a double.

[pmeswani]

I feel a New Years resolution coming on.

Is it to eat more and let your wife eat even more?

[minestrone]

I shifted 4 stone last year, down from a fat 17.5 stone to a racing fit 13.5, running a marathon distance every weekend and 2 half marathons during the week. I have my eye on the marathon de sables in 2014.

[MarillionFan]

I shifted 4 stone last year, down from a fat 17.5 stone to a racing fit 13.5, running a marathon distance every weekend and 2 half marathons during the week. I have my eye on the marathon de sables in 2014.

No one likes a marathon whore.

[EternalOptimist]

I've been off the beer for a week. Me ribs are sticking through

I think I get most of my calories from the ale

[Moscow Mule]

I'll eat what I want as usual without putting on weight. It's in my aristocratic genes. Only working class oiks get fat.

Yes, because Henry VIII was a very svelte chap by the time he'd finished.

[AtW]

I had two diet cokes today.

[Moscow Mule]

I had two diet cakes today.

FTFY