So no vounteers yet? AtW's level of rubbish generated by suppressed frustration has risen to astronomical levels.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo no vounteers yet? AtW's level of rubbish generated by suppressed frustration has risen to astronomical levels.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostAnd your every post is a crown jewel of knowledge?
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View Postevery post of mine sparkles like the Kohinoor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh-I-Noor_(company)
"Koh-i-Noor Hardtmuth a.s. is a Czech manufacturer of a full line of pencils, pens, art supplies. Formed in 1790 by Joseph Hardtmuth of Austria, the company was named after the Koh-i-Noor, a famous Indian diamond. In 1802 they patented the first pencil lead made from a combination of clay and graphite."
That's what you are mate - a combination of clay and graphite.Comment
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AtW - here's some more straws for you to clutch at, just let me back off to a safe distance first.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh-I-Noor_(company)
"Koh-i-Noor Hardtmuth a.s. is a Czech manufacturer of a full line of pencils, pens, art supplies. Formed in 1790 by Joseph Hardtmuth of Austria, the company was named after the Koh-i-Noor, a famous Indian diamond. In 1802 they patented the first pencil lead made from a combination of clay and graphite."
That's what you are mate - a combination of clay and graphite.
Yes I'm sure finding that made someone of your intellect laugh.
Wow, AtW found something that was, get this, the opposite of the famed sparkling diamond.
Slap my thigh, slap my thigh.
Wot a genius.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYes I'm sure finding that made someone of your intellect laugh.
Wow, AtW found something that was, get this, the opposite of the famed sparking diamond.
Slap my thigh, slap my thigh.
Wot a genius.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWow, AtW found something that was, get this, the opposite of the famed sparkling diamond.
Dude, diamonds and graphite are close relatives - they are only opposite in your greedy banking city mind: I find that your self confession was pretty revealing, though I am sure you prefer to think of yourself as a sparkling diamons rather than worthless piece of glass covered in clay and graphite.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostI guess it's how much pressure you're under.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View Postsasguru is cornered now (I hope that's obvious to everyone else reading this apart from his multiple sockpuppets) - he is clearly under enough pressure to crack now, but not enough to turn his graphite dark soul into sparkling diamond - applying enough pressure to achieve that would break up the planet
Yes I'm cornered by the 40 year old virgin.
Woe is me! Aarghhhhhhhh!Hard Brexit now!
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