Curry aftermath

[Lucifer Box]

There's always Abdul Latiff's Curry Hell as immortalised in Viz, but that is just made from chilli powder with no other spices at all so it's a bit of nonsense really just for p1ssed up Geordie w@nkers to go on about.

Here's a before and after shot of a fat bastard eating one...



I think they had to fly Red Adair in to try and put out the fire raging in his arse.

[voron]

Judging by the picture on the right, I hope the proprietors put a plastic sheet on the chair...although it might be a bit too late

[EternalOptimist]

I once had a curry that was so hot it burned my ringpiece away , literally.
I had to get a new one installed on the NHS and luckily they fitted one made of asbestos.
Now I dont suffer from 'Mike Tyson' syndrome but occupational health want to sack my @rse because I keep f@rting asbestos particles at the finance director.

[~Craig~]

A late party at Michael Barrymore's place, eh?

or maybe he's just found to be inside IR35?

[supremepods]

Whoa there !

In case anyone is interested I've just had a second "sitting"

A bit shorter in duration but just as painfull.

[Sionner]

Rhino? (soreass)

[supremepods]

seeing as you asked....

Yes very !

I'm hovering above my chair. Roll on home-time when I can take stock of the situation.

Its not going to be pretty I can tell you.

[WageSlave]

Roll on home-time when I can take stock of the situation.

Its not going to be pretty I can tell you.

If you want a professional hand, I'll do it for £5.

[supremepods]

Professional hand ?

I hope that that "professional Hand" you refer to will be covered with a "professional glove" and joined to a "Professional body" covered by protective clothing.

This is not going to be for the faint-hearted !

Having said that ...............

Any advance on £5 ?

[Fungus]

Must have sounded like the Charge of the Light Brigade, cannons and all!

I know this has been asked two or three times before, but what's the strongest curry again? I know there's one stronger than vindaloo, dahl maybe?

Try African food. It's hotter. Or just go to a West Indian shop and buy some of those cute little Scotch Bonnet chillis. Eat one whole. You'll be in tears.

Leif