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    #11
    The paddies would have been Frenchman's gimps if William of Orange didn't rescue their faggoty little ar$es.

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      #12
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy
      Well neither of them got butt-f*cked by the Romans/Normans/Angles etc.

      hth

      SB in "you have to feel sorry for them" mode
      He is from Hull...
      Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
      You know you'll need us!

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        #13
        Originally posted by TwoJags
        The paddies would have been Frenchman's gimps if William of Orange didn't rescue their faggoty little ar$es.

        Quite possibly. Then they could truly have been absorbed into the English family.

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #14
          Good post shaun, you're a nice guy. Great to see posters who can enjoy banter without getting offensive. I'd love to know what that ****** JC's username used to be.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TwoJags
            I'd love to know what that ****** JC's username used to be.
            JC's a good bloke, and we all know his previous nick. For some reason the lad has decide to take to the sandals and frock, but we love him all the same.
            Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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              #16
              Originally posted by WageSlave
              JC's a good bloke, and we all know his previous nick. For some reason the lad has decide to take to the sandals and frock, but we love him all the same.

              "The lad"?

              That ruls out fiddle, mordac, fleetwood, RogerRabbit...

              mmmmmmm

              He's too think to be Shimano105.......

              I'll get it in the end

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                #17
                Guy's Let's get back to the thread!

                With all these women needing to get pregnant quick! before they reach 35.
                I would like to put myself forward as a possible solution to there problem

                So many women, so little time!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by steve'O
                  Guy's Let's get back to the thread!

                  With all these women needing to get pregnant quick! before they reach 35.
                  I would like to put myself forward as a possible solution to there problem

                  So many women, so little time!
                  You are Cecil Jacobson and I claim my £5

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                    #19
                    Dr Cecil to you!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by steve'O
                      Guy's Let's get back to the thread!

                      With all these women needing to get pregnant quick! before they reach 35.
                      I would like to put myself forward as a possible solution to there problem

                      So many women, so little time!
                      I'm highly qualified in this roll, I did this at the last contract, all by myself, I know it all, hire me, hire me.....
                      SA says;
                      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                      (whatever these are)

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