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13 March 2008, 22:46

Charges stick after toilet seat gets stuck

A Kansas sheriff is recommending charges be filed in the case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said today he asked the county attorney to file charges against Kory McFarren for mistreatment of a dependent adult.

"The unfortunate thing is this truly is a case of two people, in my opinion, with diminished mental capacity," Whipple said.

McFarren said he did nothing wrong.

"The only thing I am guilty of is I didn't get her help sooner," he said.

Pam Babcock, 35, sat on McFarren's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time he called US police and said she had a phobia about leaving the bathroom.
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13 March 2008, 23:13

The paramedic said she looked flushed

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13 March 2008, 23:17

When the ambulance men arrived (Bob & Erny) and tried to remove her from the toilet.
One of them noticed a large lump on her back and said "what the hell is that".
The other replied "it looks like a cyst Ern"

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13 March 2008, 23:45

How did the boyfriend go to the toilet then ?

This sounds a bit moo-poo to me...

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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