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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    "Got a phone call at the beginning of the week, a client needed help with some mathematical models. Turns out there's no one left in the UK skilled enough so they called me in Munich"

    I think we've found the problem. He's disappeared up his own arse.
    Exactly. What a dreadful individual it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Exactly. What a dreadful individual it is.
    What, the manager of the Heathrow Thistle?

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    The manager of the Heathrow Thistle disappeared up Scooters arse? And he still gave it a bad review?

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    The manager of the Heathrow Thistle disappeared up Scooters arse? And he still gave it a bad review?
    He's finding the whole sorry experience just a little difficult to talk about.
    The therapy helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    He's finding the whole sorry experience just a little difficult to talk about.
    The therapy helps
    Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.
    The Thistle hotel, do not stay here! What a hole. I got chased out of the room by a wee mouse!! Seriously. Got a new room, it smelled. 115 for this hole and no breakfast.
    Agreed.

    Sounds like plenty of work needs to be done

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrydidit View Post
    Good. Lets hope he gets over it. He's got a hotel to run after all.
    He does have a problem with people visiting from Germany though...


    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Agreed.

    Sounds like plenty of work needs to be done
    Actually, it takes a lot of effort to ensure that every hotel has one room like this - what the British Hospitality Association call the Scooterscot Room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Actually, it takes a lot of effort to ensure that every hotel has one room like this - what the British Hospitality Association call the Scooterscot Room.
    "Sir.........

    As an esteemed mathematical genius and such a valued Hilton Honours Member you will be glad we have upgraded your room"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    "Sir.........

    As an esteemed mathematical genius and such a valued Hilton Honours Member you will be glad we have upgraded your room"
    It also explains the Scooter Supplement at various retail and catering establishments.

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...f-general.html
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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