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[FatLazyContractor]

Not unless ....

...you get into her knickers.

We had high hopes on you. You disappointed us lot.

HTH

PS - Back to reading Dailymail.

[original PM]

No updates since last time.

Surely you're not suggesting that I continue to "Like" what she posts on FB plus add witty and charming comments? Surely I should be letting things cool down?

Not unless ....

Just send her a d!ck pic.....

[Platypus]

...you get into her knickers.

We had high hopes on you. You disappointed us lot.

Update in 4 weeks

[FatLazyContractor]

Update in 4 weeks

Whatever you do, don't ask Mary Poppins or mudskipper for help.

Us lads here are perfectly capable of helping you.

HTH

[Platypus]

Whatever you do, don't ask Mary Poppins or mudskipper for help.

Us lads here are perfectly capable of helping you.

HTH

I can get into the deep sh!t by myself thanks! (as I think I've amply demonstrated).

MP and MS were very very helpful in getting me out of it, for which I'm very grateful

[MicrosoftBob]

Just send her a d!ck pic.....

Nah send her a photo of a cockerel with the text do you like my cock