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    #21
    Originally posted by realityhack
    So we scared you off with our threats to introduce you to proper birds and get you sh*tfaced at a get together then?

    Or you're an invention of sasgurus? What do you think SA?
    I am el duder.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #22
      Originally posted by sasguru
      I am el duder.
      Why does everyone want to be me?

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        #23
        Originally posted by el duder
        Why does everyone want to be me?
        Because we're all so tired from constant shagging and we'd like a rest...
        The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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          #24
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
          Because we're all so tired from constant shagging and we'd like a rest...
          harsh. but true.

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            #25
            Originally posted by el duder
            harsh. but true.
            I was only kidding fella... Don't take anything I say remotely seriously...
            The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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              #26
              I always get El Dudie and SockPuppet mixed up.

              As far as I'm concerned they are the same person.

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                #27
                I had to review this site...just out of interest. Thing is...I ran out of disk space...

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                  #28
                  Duder, there I go assuming optimistically that you’ve been gone all this time because you’ve found the girl of your dreams and have been spending your days and nights doing unspeakable things with her. But nooo, it’s porn and Willie and the Hand Jive. In the wise words of Mr T, GET SOME NUTS, get out there this weekend and don’t go back home until you’ve picked a girl up. Bump her on the head and carry her back if you have to. A status report will be required next Monday..
                  "My God, it's huge!!"

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
                    A status report will be required next Monday..
                    you will scare him away again

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by andy
                      you will scare him away again
                      its the toughest monday ive had all year.

                      been seeing a cool chick, for 3 weeks.

                      today she txts saying she doesnt want to see me again.

                      im actually in pain. only women can make u feel this bad.

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