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    #31
    Originally posted by el duder
    its the toughest monday ive had all year.

    been seeing a cool chick, for 3 weeks.

    today she txts saying she doesnt want to see me again.

    im actually in pain. only women can make u feel this bad.

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    Did it go to rumpy-pumpy ?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #32
      Originally posted by sasguru
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      Did it go to rumpy-pumpy ?
      Nah it was on the verge of. One date more and we would have been an item. And then i ****ED IT UP ROYALLY.

      Like you would'nt beleive. I acted like a twat and said some dickish things and it totally turned her off.

      She was exactly what i was looking for, down to earth, non-arrogant, not a bling girl, just a good laugh and then i showed some weakness, and let her into my dark side for one evening and...kabooom!

      I cant ****** stand it anymore.

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        #33
        Originally posted by el duder
        Nah it was on the verge of. One date more and we would have been an item. And then i ****ED IT UP ROYALLY.

        Like you would'nt beleive. I acted like a twat and said some dickish things and it totally turned her off.

        She was exactly what i was looking for, down to earth, non-arrogant, not a bling girl, just a good laugh and then i showed some weakness, and let her into my dark side for one evening and...kabooom!

        I cant ****** stand it anymore.
        did you try to do her up the wrongen?
        Call the cops

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          #34
          Originally posted by el duder
          Nah it was on the verge of. One date more and we would have been an item. And then i ****ED IT UP ROYALLY.

          Like you would'nt beleive. I acted like a twat and said some dickish things and it totally turned her off.

          She was exactly what i was looking for, down to earth, non-arrogant, not a bling girl, just a good laugh and then i showed some weakness, and let her into my dark side for one evening and...kabooom!

          I cant ****** stand it anymore.
          Told you, don't get tulip-faced till it's a done deal. A good comedy club night is ideal for getting the relaxation hoemones flowing.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #35
            Should have turned her over!!!!!

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              #36
              Originally posted by el duder
              Nah it was on the verge of. One date more and we would have been an item. And then i ****ED IT UP ROYALLY.

              Like you would'nt beleive. I acted like a twat and said some dickish things and it totally turned her off.

              She was exactly what i was looking for, down to earth, non-arrogant, not a bling girl, just a good laugh and then i showed some weakness, and let her into my dark side for one evening and...kabooom!

              I cant ****** stand it anymore.
              Duder sweetheart, she wasn't exactly what you were looking for...otherwise she would have just laughed at (and brushed off) whatever d*ckish things you said. The best girls fancy you more once you show them your dark side. She was obviously, once again, a prize tit and not worthy of you.

              Plus, you "dated" her for 3 weeks and no sex?!! You're going for the wrong lasses man!!! (And I bet you were paying again?)

              How many times have I told you to get yourself up to Newcastle? Seriously, of all the people I know, you need a week up there the most!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #37
                Originally posted by el duder
                im actually in pain. only women can make u feel this bad.

                i share your pain brother

                <offers a virtual beer>

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Burdock
                  i share your pain brother

                  <offers a virtual beer>

                  Are you birdless aswell burdock? I would have thought you were married with 20 kids!
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by el duder
                    im actually in pain. only women can make u feel this bad.
                    "No woman, no cry".
                    The vegetarian option.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Are you birdless aswell burdock? I would have thought you were married with 20 kids!
                      indeed!

                      i seem to have a mental block about settling down! last lass finished with me a few weeks ago as she saw no future for us due to my 'ambivalent attitude'.
                      hmmm!!! i couldn't see the problem as she is a few years away from wanting kids, but I guess she thought she was wasting her time... doh!

                      So, I am pondering the great uncertain void which is the future ...I started reading a book on eastern philosophy in bed last night. Maybe I will find all the answers therein!

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