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Because we're all so tired from constant shagging and we'd like a rest...Originally posted by el duderWhy does everyone want to be me?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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harsh. but true.Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesBecause we're all so tired from constant shagging and we'd like a rest...Comment
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I was only kidding fella... Don't take anything I say remotely seriously...Originally posted by el duderharsh. but true.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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I always get El Dudie and SockPuppet mixed up.
As far as I'm concerned they are the same person.Comment
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Duder, there I go assuming optimistically that you’ve been gone all this time because you’ve found the girl of your dreams and have been spending your days and nights doing unspeakable things with her. But nooo, it’s porn and Willie and the Hand Jive. In the wise words of Mr T, GET SOME NUTS, get out there this weekend and don’t go back home until you’ve picked a girl up. Bump her on the head and carry her back if you have to. A status report will be required next Monday.."My God, it's huge!!"
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you will scare him away againOriginally posted by Swamp ThingA status report will be required next Monday..Comment
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its the toughest monday ive had all year.Originally posted by andyyou will scare him away again
been seeing a cool chick, for 3 weeks.
today she txts saying she doesnt want to see me again.
im actually in pain. only women can make u feel this bad.
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