• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Coffee

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #11
    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Supposedly caffeine doesn't actually wake you up; it's the withdrawl of caffeine that makes you tired.
    I am starting to feel like that might be true. OTOH I did have quite a large lunch.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    Comment


      #12
      Originally posted by CloudWalker View Post
      This is the first contract where they give FREE coffee / Tea to everyone.....
      And its Real Coffee not the powered crap....
      I worked at Nestlé once. We got Nescafe in the vending machines. Had to pay for decent coffee.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

      Comment


        #13
        Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
        I worked at Nestlé once. We got Nescafe in the vending machines. Had to pay for decent coffee.
        I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

        Comment


          #14
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.
          A freezer would have been even better.
          The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

          George Frederic Watts

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

          Comment


            #15
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.
            I worked for a wine company.

            Comment


              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I've been laying off the stuff for a while. Just had two strong cups from the cafetiere. Yee hah! I'm on fire.

              It's also caused me to have the most enormous dump I've had in months. It's better than my prescription laxatives!
              3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

              How this forum has slumped.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

              Comment


                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

                How this forum has slumped.
                Rather an upturn I would've said.


                Also from reading his posts I'm not sure the tag http://forums.contractoruk.com/tags/...ly%20dump.html is accurate.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

                Comment


                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'

                  How this forum has slumped.
                  I'm glad he had a dump. As a sufferer of chronic constipation I can appreciate the sublime nature of a damned good clear out.

                  Comment


                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Rather an upturn I would've said.


                    Also from reading his posts I'm not sure the tag doobab's daily dump - Search Results - Contractor UK Bulletin Board is accurate.

                    Only one post tagged?

                    Comment


                      #20
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      I'm glad he had a dump. As a sufferer of chronic constipation I can appreciate the sublime nature of a damned good clear out.
                      Having a good clear out is great. As long as you make it out of bed and to the toilet first.

                      Exercise usually helps constipation - have you thought about doing some cycling or something?

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X