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I am starting to feel like that might be true. OTOH I did have quite a large lunch.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
I worked at Nestlé once. We got Nescafe in the vending machines.Originally posted by CloudWalker View PostThis is the first contract where they give FREE coffee / Tea to everyone.....
And its Real Coffee not the powered crap....
Had to pay for decent coffee.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI worked at Nestlé once. We got Nescafe in the vending machines.
Had to pay for decent coffee.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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A freezer would have been even better.Originally posted by doodab View PostI worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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I worked for a wine company.Originally posted by doodab View PostI worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.
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3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'Originally posted by doodab View PostI've been laying off the stuff for a while. Just had two strong cups from the cafetiere. Yee hah! I'm on fire.
It's also caused me to have the most enormous dump I've had in months. It's better than my prescription laxatives!
How this forum has slumped.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Rather an upturn I would've said.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'
How this forum has slumped.
Also from reading his posts I'm not sure the tag http://forums.contractoruk.com/tags/...ly%20dump.html is accurate.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I'm glad he had a dump. As a sufferer of chronic constipation I can appreciate the sublime nature of a damned good clear out.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post3 people liked a post which basically says 'Hey, I had a large dump!'
How this forum has slumped.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostRather an upturn I would've said.
Also from reading his posts I'm not sure the tag doobab's daily dump - Search Results - Contractor UK Bulletin Board is accurate.
Only one post tagged?Comment
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Having a good clear out is great. As long as you make it out of bed and to the toilet first.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'm glad he had a dump. As a sufferer of chronic constipation I can appreciate the sublime nature of a damned good clear out.
Exercise usually helps constipation - have you thought about doing some cycling or something?Comment
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