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    #41
    For removing ear-wax, they use either a low-pressure water jet or a high-pressure air micro-jet. The latter breaks the wax up. I wonder if there's a potential for application if similar technology here... I don't believe that's quite the purpose of an enema, that's just filling you with water rather than breaking things up?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #42
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      For removing ear-wax, they use either a low-pressure water jet or a high-pressure air micro-jet. The latter breaks the wax up. I wonder if there's a potential for application if similar technology here... I don't believe that's quite the purpose of an enema, that's just filling you with water rather than breaking things up?
      I think an enema generaly contains soap so it also 'oils the wheels' as it were.
      I don't think you're suggesting that a constipated person should hot foot it to their local garage?
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        #43
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        For removing ear-wax, they use either a low-pressure water jet or a high-pressure air micro-jet. The latter breaks the wax up. I wonder if there's a potential for application if similar technology here... I don't believe that's quite the purpose of an enema, that's just filling you with water rather than breaking things up?
        Colonic irrigation is the name for that I think.

        The enemas I've had have all contained various stuff to encourage going, soften things up and lubricate.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #44
          Perhaps targetted sound waves could cause the impacted stool to break up.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #45
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Perhaps targetted sound waves could cause the impacted stool to break up.
            Ah, the fabled brown note?

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              #46
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Ah, the fabled brown note?
              Brown note....?

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