Constipation

[Zippy]

I've heard good things about glycerine suppositories. Faliing that - WD40 and a really sharp pencil?

Edit: or a fag and a coffee if you're desperate

[Ticktock]

Faliing that - WD40 and a really sharp pencil?

I think that advice was given to Norrahe too:

Spray WD40 into the crack. It should push all the crap back out as it penetrates inwards.

[Zippy]

I think that advice was given to Norrahe too:

Yes, that may have been plagiarism

[vetran]

I think that advice was given to Norrahe too:

yes but apparently it worked and Norrahe can cool down now.

hope you sort the routine, figs are in 'season' now they do tend to soften it a bit.

[doodab]

yes but apparently it worked and Norrahe can cool down now.

hope you sort the routine, figs are in 'season' now they do tend to soften it a bit.

I dont think shoving a fig up there will help...

[greenlake]

I dont think shoving a fig up there will help...

Obviously, these aren't the rhoids we're looking for....

[doodab]

Obviously, these aren't the rhoids we're looking for....

Yeah they are flaring up as well. Luckily i have several kinds of magic goo including some special pain killers for the ringpiece.

[greenlake]

Yeah they are flaring up as well. Luckily i have several kinds of magic goo including some special pain killers for the ringpiece.

Jeez, doodab, you need to get yourself one of those helper monkeys.... (slightly NSFW)

[doodab]

Jeez, doodab, you need to get yourself one of those helper monkeys.... (slightly NSFW)

I can do that myself

[doodab]

Victory is mine!

Although it does appear I'll need to call a plumber.