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Inner monologue, inner monologue!!!Originally posted by doodab View PostThe trouble with enemas is they don't really soften it. I had a couple in the hospital and they make you go but it can be hell. On one of them I ended up having to break bits off with my fingers to get it out. It was half hour of screaming, i thought i would need stiches afterwards.Comment
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These ones do soften the stool. They are very different to hospital enemas. You lie on the bed as long as you can stand it, then rush to the loo when you can stand it no more. There might be a bit of heaving and shoving to start with, but the stool gets softened by all the moisture that is dragged into the colon by the enema itself.Originally posted by doodab View PostThe trouble with enemas is they don't really soften it. I had a couple in the hospital and they make you go but it can be hell. On one of them I ended up having to break bits off with my fingers to get it out. It was half hour of screaming, i thought i would need stiches afterwards.
I too have had a "passing out" poo. Very very scary.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Ffs. Tell someone who could give a sh1t.
good luck with the treatment. Trying to keep clean etc with all sorts of bits stuck in you is a right pain.Comment
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Thats pretty much what the hospital ones do, but the softening isn't up to much because it only has 10 minutes to act.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThese ones do soften the stool. They are very different to hospital enemas. You lie on the bed as long as you can stand it, then rush to the loo when you can stand it no more. There might be a bit of heaving and shoving to start with, but the stool gets softened by all the moisture that is dragged into the colon by the enema itself.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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My poor cat had lots of enemas in his final year.
I stumbled across this whilst researching it:
I gave my cat an enemaComment
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Then you refill the enemas with warm soapy water. Rinse and repeat. The lie down and let the warm soapy water soften the stools. You may have a faecal impaction which is a hospital job anyway.Originally posted by doodab View PostThats pretty much what the hospital ones do, but the softening isn't up to much because it only has 10 minutes to act.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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The hospital gave me movicol for that last time. 3 double doses a day for 3 days. It works.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostThen you refill the enemas with warm soapy water. Rinse and repeat. The lie down and let the warm soapy water soften the stools. You may have a faecal impaction which is a hospital job anyway.
That was about a week before I found out about the cancer. Seems like ages ago.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Reminds me of yesterday's morning glory.Originally posted by doodab View Post
This one is a proper bastard, rock hard and the size of a housebrick. Ruined my day it has."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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