Constipation

[mudskipper]

Thats sort of how it works I think, the watery stuff slowly erodes the rock hard lump.

I can't bathe sadly due to the tubes, I have to shower wrapped in bits of clingfilm instead. Might try a hot water bottle though.

Bummer. No pun intended.

 

[jmo21]

The trouble with enemas is they don't really soften it. I had a couple in the hospital and they make you go but it can be hell. On one of them I ended up having to break bits off with my fingers to get it out. It was half hour of screaming, i thought i would need stiches afterwards.

Inner monologue, inner monologue!!!

 

[suityou01]

The trouble with enemas is they don't really soften it. I had a couple in the hospital and they make you go but it can be hell. On one of them I ended up having to break bits off with my fingers to get it out. It was half hour of screaming, i thought i would need stiches afterwards.

These ones do soften the stool. They are very different to hospital enemas. You lie on the bed as long as you can stand it, then rush to the loo when you can stand it no more. There might be a bit of heaving and shoving to start with, but the stool gets softened by all the moisture that is dragged into the colon by the enema itself.

I too have had a "passing out" poo. Very very scary.

 

[ASB]

Ffs. Tell someone who could give a sh1t.

good luck with the treatment. Trying to keep clean etc with all sorts of bits stuck in you is a right pain.

 

[doodab]

These ones do soften the stool. They are very different to hospital enemas. You lie on the bed as long as you can stand it, then rush to the loo when you can stand it no more. There might be a bit of heaving and shoving to start with, but the stool gets softened by all the moisture that is dragged into the colon by the enema itself.

Thats pretty much what the hospital ones do, but the softening isn't up to much because it only has 10 minutes to act.

 

[mudskipper]

My poor cat had lots of enemas in his final year.

I stumbled across this whilst researching it:

I gave my cat an enema

 

[suityou01]

Thats pretty much what the hospital ones do, but the softening isn't up to much because it only has 10 minutes to act.

Then you refill the enemas with warm soapy water. Rinse and repeat. The lie down and let the warm soapy water soften the stools. You may have a faecal impaction which is a hospital job anyway.

 

[doodab]

I gave my cat an enema

Happy cats bum.

Still, i'm not giving myself an enema....

 

[doodab]

Then you refill the enemas with warm soapy water. Rinse and repeat. The lie down and let the warm soapy water soften the stools. You may have a faecal impaction which is a hospital job anyway.

The hospital gave me movicol for that last time. 3 double doses a day for 3 days. It works.

That was about a week before I found out about the cancer. Seems like ages ago.

 

[scooterscot]

This one is a proper bastard, rock hard and the size of a housebrick. Ruined my day it has.

Reminds me of yesterday's morning glory.