Constipation

[suityou01]

Victory is mine!

Although it does appear I'll need to call a plumber.

Ah, father and junior brown doing well? 9lb 7oz.

[mudskipper]

Victory is mine!

Although it does appear I'll need to call a plumber.

Well done, that man.

[NotAllThere]

This one is a proper bastard, rock hard and the size of a housebrick. Ruined my day it has.

It's basic maths. Work it out with a pencil.

[Zippy]

Phew, that's a load off my your mind.

[EternalOptimist]

Glad you are rid of the monster. I was about to suggest using an electric egg whisk

mind you, there is always next time

[KentPhilip]

It's basic maths. Work it out with a pencil.

I'm glad someone finally posted the joke. I was about to complain that this thread was missing its essential "mathematician work it out with a pencil" joke

[doodab]

It's basic maths. Work it out with a pencil.

Easier than using a caclulator

[mudskipper]

Easier than using a caclulator

Log tables might work.

[d000hg]

Ouch. And yeah, once it's time to go and it's already hard - you're a little stuffed. An old-fashioned treatment used to be rolling a cannon-ball on your belly to physically break it up... I sometimes wonder if something along those lines i.e. physical rather than medicinal would work.

Would muscle relaxant e.g. amyl nitrate help, anyone reckon... widen the tunnel...

[doodab]

Would muscle relaxant e.g. amyl nitrate help, anyone reckon... widen the tunnel...

Might have done. Lidocaine ointment to lessen the pain helped a bit.