For removing ear-wax, they use either a low-pressure water jet or a high-pressure air micro-jet. The latter breaks the wax up. I wonder if there's a potential for application if similar technology here... I don't believe that's quite the purpose of an enema, that's just filling you with water rather than breaking things up?
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
I think an enema generaly contains soap so it also 'oils the wheels' as it were.Originally posted by d000hg View PostFor removing ear-wax, they use either a low-pressure water jet or a high-pressure air micro-jet. The latter breaks the wax up. I wonder if there's a potential for application if similar technology here... I don't believe that's quite the purpose of an enema, that's just filling you with water rather than breaking things up?
I don't think you're suggesting that a constipated person should hot foot it to their local garage?
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Colonic irrigation is the name for that I think.Originally posted by d000hg View PostFor removing ear-wax, they use either a low-pressure water jet or a high-pressure air micro-jet. The latter breaks the wax up. I wonder if there's a potential for application if similar technology here... I don't believe that's quite the purpose of an enema, that's just filling you with water rather than breaking things up?
The enemas I've had have all contained various stuff to encourage going, soften things up and lubricate.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Perhaps targetted sound waves could cause the impacted stool to break up.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Ah, the fabled brown note?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostPerhaps targetted sound waves could cause the impacted stool to break up.Comment
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