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I'll report you for suggestions of paedophilia.Originally posted by vetran View PostMaybe you should offer to sit on the Agents Knee? Have you been a good boy all year?Comment
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Originally posted by expat View PostWe used to write a letter to Santa, then (after checking the letter) Mum would hold it below the chimney and let go, and it would be delivered up the chimney and Santa would get it.
Don't laugh, it had a higher success rate than the emails I now send out to agents.
I don't know what is more funny - this or MP burning her house down.
BTW how do you tell if your chimney is for coal or wood? I know my current one and my previous ones are for coal has having a coal cellar/cupboard is a bit of a clue but how do you know if you were suppose to be burning wood?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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How did it go MP ?
are you still with us ?
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Optimist!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHow did it go MP ?
are you still with us ?Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Lecckie blanket & 50 shades of grey.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHow did it go MP ?
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The geeks on CUK put her off.Comment
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geeks indeedOriginally posted by minestrone View PostLecckie blanket & 50 shades of grey.
The geeks on CUK put her off.
I got wood, you wanted to clean her flue out and a few others warned her about being sucked up the chimney
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V grateful for all your advice people, ta. Except SY, who's obviously a bedwetting twat.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHow did it go MP ?
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I opted against a fire in the end and went to bed instead. Too lazy!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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