Fire!

[vetran]

We used to write a letter to Santa, then (after checking the letter) Mum would hold it below the chimney and let go, and it would be delivered up the chimney and Santa would get it.

Don't laugh, it had a higher success rate than the emails I now send out to agents.

Maybe you should offer to sit on the Agents Knee? Have you been a good boy all year?

[expat]

Maybe you should offer to sit on the Agents Knee? Have you been a good boy all year?

I'll report you for suggestions of paedophilia.

[minestrone]

I wrote a letter to satan, got a kiss album from santa that year.

[SueEllen]

We used to write a letter to Santa, then (after checking the letter) Mum would hold it below the chimney and let go, and it would be delivered up the chimney and Santa would get it.

Don't laugh, it had a higher success rate than the emails I now send out to agents.

I don't know what is more funny - this or MP burning her house down.

BTW how do you tell if your chimney is for coal or wood? I know my current one and my previous ones are for coal has having a coal cellar/cupboard is a bit of a clue but how do you know if you were suppose to be burning wood?

[EternalOptimist]

How did it go MP ?

are you still with us ?

[Sysman]

How did it go MP ?

are you still with us ?

Optimist!

[minestrone]

How did it go MP ?

are you still with us ?

Lecckie blanket & 50 shades of grey.

The geeks on CUK put her off.

[EternalOptimist]

Lecckie blanket & 50 shades of grey.

The geeks on CUK put her off.

geeks indeed

I got wood, you wanted to clean her flue out and a few others warned her about being sucked up the chimney

[MaryPoppins]

How did it go MP ?

are you still with us ?

V grateful for all your advice people, ta. Except SY, who's obviously a bedwetting twat.

I opted against a fire in the end and went to bed instead. Too lazy!

[MaryPoppins]

50 shades of grey.

No thanks.