Fire!

[Cliphead]

Yep, she chopped a couple of them off too.

Sockie

[northernladuk]

Are you sure you are not in a Smoke Control Area? This might apply if you do...

What are the requirements in a smoke control area?

Within a smoke control area it is an offence to burn any “unauthorised” smoky fuel such as coal, coke or wood unless it is burned using an “exempt” appliance. The maximum fine for an offence is £1000.

[Cliphead]

Yeah, like yours was!

I've still got two

Was a close thing though.

Carefull with that axe Eugene (nod to Zeity).

[minestrone]

Are you sure you are not in a Smoke Control Area? This might apply if you do...

I am in a smoke control area, everyone ignores it.

I am not going to go pissy panting to the council if someone up the street decides to light a fire.