Dear Marge...

[Lucifer Box]

It raises the issue of what constitutes indecent material

Best take no chances, Slave. Stop off at B&Q on the way home and get a garden incinerator. The law will show you no mercy if you maintain you didn't know a topless 17 year old Sam Fox was now deemed indecent material and you end up on the sex offenders' register with your career and personal life in ruins.

[WageSlave1]

The law will show you no mercy if you maintain you didn't know a topless 17 year old Sam Fox was now deemed indecent material

Hypothetically, what if I have pictures of myself at that age? Do I get arrested and charged for that?

[Lucifer Box]

You would of course behave like a good citizen and turn yourself in at the nearest New Labour reprocessing centre, sorry, police station.

[WageSlave1]

I think that's best. After all, I possess a copy of the Koran, and so I am a likely terrorist.

[hattra]

New Labour reprocessing centre

Soylent green, anyone?

[Lucifer Box]

Yummy!

[SupremeSpod]

With HP Brown Sauce?

[Lucifer Box]

Daddies.

[SupremeSpod]

HP Brown!!!!

And you will respect my authority!

Spod - In "Clip t'round th'earole" mode!

[Lucifer Box]

Sorry, dad.