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Scumbag Cyclists

Those bicycles probably have electric motors. Electric bicycles are now designed to disguise the battery so the owner isn't laughed at by everyone else. They even makeold fashioned looking bicycles with electric motors and the battery hidden under the pannier bags.
Fascinating .... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
Don't forget the ticket that cost 3x as much.

I recently bought a Eurostar ticket that includes unlimited travel within Belgium all for £80 return, cheapest fixed standard Bristol to Paddington return £116. :suicide:

It's about £150 a month extra for me. And it means that I guarantee a seat and a table which means I can use my laptop which means I can carry on with my studying (constantly studying - doing a degree, and keeping certified at the same time). It means that I can spend my daily commute of 1.5 hours studying which means that I can spend time at home doing more valuble things.

Given that I value my time at around £45ph (based on how much clientco is paying for my services), the 1st class carriage pays for itself in around 2 days. :cool:

Appreciate that if you've nothing to do on the train it's probably not worth it, but I'd far rather sit in 1st class on the way to work and get some work done then sit in the much more cramped proletariate carriages. :D
 
Erm, it wasn't me that insisted on bringing my toy onto a train whilst dressed up like a 3 year old clown.
1. A bike isn't a toy, it's about the most efficient mode of transport devised
2. You dress 3-year-olds in Lycra? Your own or other peoples'?
 
The reason cyclists wear lycra is so that women can admire the bulge of their knobs.

Clearly you have no need for such revealing attire what with yours being attached to your forehead.
 
It's a ****ing toy.

It's a modern miracle of high tech precision engineering. A bit like those little stents they'll be putting in your arteries shortly after your exercise free lard sandwich munching lifestyle finally catches up with you.
 

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