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    Stella, I'm afraid
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      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Stella, I'm afraid
      Wife-beater? It's your wife that should be afraid.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Wife-beater? It's your wife that should be afraid.
        Ahem. I don't have a wife - not a bloke you div.
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          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Ahem. I don't have a wife - not a bloke you div.
          How does that make me a div? You're the one that can't pull a bird in a keeping way. But given you drink Stella, that explains a lot.

          [to save time:you next point out you are a bird and I query how a guruette is a female and not a very small guru, and meanwhile everything dissolves into sexist rubbish from everyone else, you go off in a huff.]
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            How does that make me a div? You're the one that can't pull a bird in a keeping way. But given you drink Stella, that explains a lot.

            [to save time:you next point out you are a bird and I query how a guruette is a female and not a very small guru, and meanwhile everything dissolves into sexist rubbish from everyone else, you go off in a huff.]
            [to save time - I checked the bits again. Confirmed.]
            Fair enough - I can't pull a bird. Let's not fight - I'm not really confrontational

            I rather like Stella
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              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I rather like Stella
              My mother-in-law is a retired ex-director of Social Services in Lambeth. She makes feminists seem like hookers and Genghis Khan like a colour-sensitive flan specialist. Her best friend is called Stella...
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                My mother-in-law is a retired ex-director of Social Services in Lambeth. She makes feminists seem like hookers and Genghis Khan like a colour-sensitive flan specialist. Her best friend is called Stella...


                Wow! Christmas dinner must be such fun .... dear me (breathe), like the NHS
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                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post


                  Wow! Christmas dinner must be such fun
                  "Christmas is a male-centric celebration of male supremacy, highlighted by wimmin cooking and providing the decor, dinner, etc. Father Xmas is a male-centric enforcement of male-dominated society based on good behaviour to male standards." And so fekcing on.

                  We don't do Dykemas with the UglyDykeMonster any more.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    "Christmas is a male-centric celebration of male supremacy, highlighted by wimmin cooking and providing the decor, dinner, etc. Father Xmas is a male-centric enforcement of male-dominated society based on good behaviour to male standards." And so fekcing on.

                    We don't do Dykemas with the UglyDykeMonster any more.
                    Your problem is you don't understand wimmin

                    I really thought 'wimmin' had died out in the 80's .....
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                      Last edited by voodooflux; 19 August 2009, 18:00. Reason: Missed off "Premium"
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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