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[Zippy]

Stella, I'm afraid

 

[RichardCranium]

Stella, I'm afraid

Wife-beater? It's your wife that should be afraid.

 

[Zippy]

Wife-beater? It's your wife that should be afraid.

Ahem. I don't have a wife - not a bloke you div.

 

[RichardCranium]

Ahem. I don't have a wife - not a bloke you div.

How does that make me a div? You're the one that can't pull a bird in a keeping way. But given you drink Stella, that explains a lot.

[to save time:you next point out you are a bird and I query how a guruette is a female and not a very small guru, and meanwhile everything dissolves into sexist rubbish from everyone else, you go off in a huff.]

 

[Zippy]

How does that make me a div? You're the one that can't pull a bird in a keeping way. But given you drink Stella, that explains a lot.

[to save time:you next point out you are a bird and I query how a guruette is a female and not a very small guru, and meanwhile everything dissolves into sexist rubbish from everyone else, you go off in a huff.]

[to save time - I checked the bits again. Confirmed.]
Fair enough - I can't pull a bird. Let's not fight - I'm not really confrontational

I rather like Stella

 

[RichardCranium]

I rather like Stella

My mother-in-law is a retired ex-director of Social Services in Lambeth. She makes feminists seem like hookers and Genghis Khan like a colour-sensitive flan specialist. Her best friend is called Stella...

 

[Zippy]

My mother-in-law is a retired ex-director of Social Services in Lambeth. She makes feminists seem like hookers and Genghis Khan like a colour-sensitive flan specialist. Her best friend is called Stella...

Wow! Christmas dinner must be such fun .... dear me (breathe), like the NHS

 

[RichardCranium]

Wow! Christmas dinner must be such fun

"Christmas is a male-centric celebration of male supremacy, highlighted by wimmin cooking and providing the decor, dinner, etc. Father Xmas is a male-centric enforcement of male-dominated society based on good behaviour to male standards." And so fekcing on.

We don't do Dykemas with the UglyDykeMonster any more.

 

[Zippy]

"Christmas is a male-centric celebration of male supremacy, highlighted by wimmin cooking and providing the decor, dinner, etc. Father Xmas is a male-centric enforcement of male-dominated society based on good behaviour to male standards." And so fekcing on.

We don't do Dykemas with the UglyDykeMonster any more.

Your problem is you don't understand wimmin

I really thought 'wimmin' had died out in the 80's .....

 

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