Stella, I'm afraid
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Wife-beater? It's your wife that should be afraid.Originally posted by Zippy View PostStella, I'm afraid
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Ahem. I don't have a wife - not a bloke you div.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWife-beater? It's your wife that should be afraid.
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How does that make me a div? You're the one that can't pull a bird in a keeping way. But given you drink Stella, that explains a lot.Originally posted by Zippy View PostAhem. I don't have a wife - not a bloke you div.
[to save time:you next point out you are a bird and I query how a guruette is a female and not a very small guru, and meanwhile everything dissolves into sexist rubbish from everyone else, you go off in a huff.]My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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[to save time - I checked the bits again. Confirmed.]Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostHow does that make me a div? You're the one that can't pull a bird in a keeping way. But given you drink Stella, that explains a lot.
[to save time:you next point out you are a bird and I query how a guruette is a female and not a very small guru, and meanwhile everything dissolves into sexist rubbish from everyone else, you go off in a huff.]
Fair enough - I can't pull a bird. Let's not fight - I'm not really confrontational
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My mother-in-law is a retired ex-director of Social Services in Lambeth. She makes feminists seem like hookers and Genghis Khan like a colour-sensitive flan specialist. Her best friend is called Stella...Originally posted by Zippy View PostI rather like StellaMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostMy mother-in-law is a retired ex-director of Social Services in Lambeth. She makes feminists seem like hookers and Genghis Khan like a colour-sensitive flan specialist. Her best friend is called Stella...

Wow! Christmas dinner must be such fun .... dear me (breathe), like the NHS
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"Christmas is a male-centric celebration of male supremacy, highlighted by wimmin cooking and providing the decor, dinner, etc. Father Xmas is a male-centric enforcement of male-dominated society based on good behaviour to male standards." And so fekcing on.Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Wow! Christmas dinner must be such fun
We don't do Dykemas with the UglyDykeMonster any more.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Your problem is you don't understand wimminOriginally posted by RichardCranium View Post"Christmas is a male-centric celebration of male supremacy, highlighted by wimmin cooking and providing the decor, dinner, etc. Father Xmas is a male-centric enforcement of male-dominated society based on good behaviour to male standards." And so fekcing on.
We don't do Dykemas with the UglyDykeMonster any more.
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