Weekend...

[sasguru]

It was all so simple in the old caveman days, simply club the female of your choice over the head and drag her back to yours. And ignore her headache protestations. No guff with paying for dinner, holding the door open, leaving the toilet seat down etc etc.

[Churchill]

If you'd like to be the first to, erm, enter this brave new world, that's your perogative.


Try it, Perry.

Perry?

[sasguru]

Perry?

It coz you look like Perry Como, innit?

[Churchill]

It coz you look like Perry Como, innit?

No I bloody don't!

He didn't have Strawberry blonde hair!

[Xenophon]

More of a put-down, tie up and roll technique really isn't it. You'd put your back out otherwise.

Getting the big 'uns in the boot of your car is the hard bit.

'To me, to you, to me, to you...' (rinse and repeat until safely in car boot).

[realityhack]

Perry?

1) You're a Mason.
2) Kevin and Perry go...
3) ...Large.

[Sockpuppet]

More likely to be a hog roast.

But seriously - you're going al the way to Poland just to be a fifth-wheel?

No. Not all the way. Out there working next week so going over early this weekend for a few beers etc with some mates. Will work while they do the stuff I've already done during the day and meet back up for some beers. Best of all the clients paying for me. Free holiday.

He didn't lay on the 5th wheel think until last week

Get in there, SP! You might be needed to help your mate catch the beast first. I say go for the legs and try to get her off balance asap. Some rope would be handy.

Oh, and if things go well later, remember: rubber up!

Its not fair. All these threads about this kind of stuff I have to be really careful as I don't want to offend anyone...which is easier for me than you think.

See Here for more details (if your not a tpd regular that is)

With a modest shove from loverboy, the target stumbles backwards and hits SP's sturdy frame - then helplessly topples over. All that remains to do is hog-tie then hog-roast.

I'm actually amazling good at chatting people up. I think its becuase I am a crafty bastard.

So I don't need your underhand tactics - but I'll note them just incase. For reference only you understand.

[Sockpuppet]

Getting the big 'uns in the boot of your car is the hard bit.

'To me, to you, to me, to you...' (rinse and repeat until safely in car boot).

I've got a lorry.....with a tail lift.

[Joe1978]

Tonight: Chill out with the missus, watch a film maybe. go running
Tomorrow: Play rugby (union) then home to watch UFC while eating numerous snacks and drinking pop.
Sunday: Cinema trip possibly (avp requiem), veggie sunday roast, listening to hardcore reading the papers and magazine and watching tv

[Cooperinliverp00l]

We haven't had this for a while...

What are ye all up to?

Sorry CM have been busy then when i finally get onto CUK i find you have moved in on my patch ......How dare you....i even started a thread DOH