Weekend...

[Xenophon]

Sunday morning: Sex with my friends on/off G/F (Not really hot but she puts most pornstars to shame)

If your friend knows then fine, if not then you're breaking rule number 27 in The Complete Idiot's Guide on How to be a Mate...

[DiscoStu]

If your friend knows then fine, if not then you're breaking rule number 27 in The Complete Idiot's Guide on How to be a Mate...

I think he's breaking rule number 4 of The Complete Idiot's Guide to Not Posting Daydreams on Forums

[SallyAnne]

Tonight - me and my other half have to make loads of wedding decisions by next Friday, so we're having a date night in the kitchen
We're cracking open this indoor bbq gismo and we're going to drink all the Xmas booze that's still there (cause of the stupid flu), and we're going to make every decision we can (menus, colour schemes, table plans, music list etc etc etc ) and also do a lot of dancing I'd imagine

Tomorrow - having friends over for a Champagne tasting evening (to decide on what to serve at the wedding).
(Got a red wine tasting evening planned on Thursday too)



Weddings are fun!!

[Tensai]

Weddings are fun!!

... if either (a) you're a guest, or (b) someone else is paying.

[Sockpuppet]

Going to Poland.

Meeting up with some mates out there before I start working next week.

He is meeting up to shag some Polish chick. He booked us one hotel room and didn't think about this.

Looks like I could be in an all night bar for a few or a lot depending on how it goes.

[sasguru]

Going to Poland.

Meeting up with some mates out there before I start working next week.

He is meeting up to shag some Polish chick. He booked us one hotel room and didn't think about this.

Looks like I could be in an all night bar for a few or a lot depending on how it goes.

Spit roast for dinner?

[realityhack]

Spit roast for dinner?

More likely to be a hog roast.

But seriously - you're going al the way to Poland just to be a fifth-wheel?

[Xenophon]

More likely to be a hog roast.

Get in there, SP! You might be needed to help your mate catch the beast first. I say go for the legs and try to get her off balance asap. Some rope would be handy.

Oh, and if things go well later, remember: rubber up!

HTH

[realityhack]

Get in there, SP! You might be needed to help your mate catch the beast first. I say go for the legs and try to get her off balance asap. Some rope would be handy.

Oh, and if things go well later, remember: rubber up!

HTH

Cow-tipping is illegal and dangerous.

[sasguru]

Cow-tipping is illegal and dangerous.

But apparently cow-pegging is not on the statute books yet.