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Very true. How about this as an alternative. SP and his mate arrive in the bar in Poland and his mate spies his target. She looks back in horror as she never expected him to actually turn up. The boys now employ a tried and tested schoolboy technique of over-powering a victim. While SP's mate bores the girl with a 'hilarious' story about SP farting at 30,000 feet on the flight over, SP himself covertly positions himself behind her and gets on all-fours. With a modest shove from loverboy, the target stumbles backwards and hits SP's sturdy frame - then helplessly topples over. All that remains to do is hog-tie then hog-roast.Originally posted by realityhack View Post
Cow-tipping is illegal and dangerous.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostXen - You put a worrying amount of thought into this.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostVery true. How about this as an alternative. SP and his mate arrive in the bar in Poland and his mate spies his target. She looks back in horror as she never expected him to actually turn up. The boys now employ a tried and tested schoolboy technique of over-powering a victim. While SP's mate bores the girl with a 'hilarious' story about SP farting at 30,000 feet on the flight over, SP himself covertly positions himself behind her and gets on all-fours. With a modest shove from loverboy, the target stumbles backwards and hits SP's sturdy frame - then helplessly topples over. All that remains to do is hog-tie then hog-roast.

Bored are we?
Very worrying that you worked all that out. It's almost as if you're describing something you've done.Hard Brexit now!
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Yes bored.Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Bored are we?
Very worrying that you worked all that out. It's almost as if you're describing something you've done.
I haven't had to resort to that kind of pick-up technique. Yet.
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More of a put-down, tie up and roll technique really isn't it. You'd put your back out otherwise.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostYes bored.
I haven't had to resort to that kind of pick-up technique. Yet.

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It was all so simple in the old caveman days, simply club the female of your choice over the head and drag her back to yours. No guff with paying for dinner, holding the door open, leaving the toilet seat down etc etc.Hard Brexit now!
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