It was all so simple in the old caveman days, simply club the female of your choice over the head and drag her back to yours. And ignore her headache protestations. No guff with paying for dinner, holding the door open, leaving the toilet seat down etc etc.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostIf you'd like to be the first to, erm, enter this brave new world, that's your perogative.
Try it, Perry.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostPerry?
It coz you look like Perry Como, innit?Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt coz you look like Perry Como, innit?
He didn't have Strawberry blonde hair!Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostMore of a put-down, tie up and roll technique really isn't it. You'd put your back out otherwise.
Getting the big 'uns in the boot of your car is the hard bit.
'To me, to you, to me, to you...' (rinse and repeat until safely in car boot).
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostPerry?
2) Kevin and Perry go...
3) ...Large.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostMore likely to be a hog roast.
But seriously - you're going al the way to Poland just to be a fifth-wheel?
He didn't lay on the 5th wheel think until last week
Originally posted by Xenophon View PostGet in there, SP! You might be needed to help your mate catch the beast first. I say go for the legs and try to get her off balance asap. Some rope would be handy.
Oh, and if things go well later, remember: rubber up!
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostWith a modest shove from loverboy, the target stumbles backwards and hits SP's sturdy frame - then helplessly topples over. All that remains to do is hog-tie then hog-roast.
So I don't need your underhand tactics - but I'll note them just incase. For reference only you understand.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
Getting the big 'uns in the boot of your car is the hard bit.
'To me, to you, to me, to you...' (rinse and repeat until safely in car boot).
I've got a lorry.....with a tail lift.Comment
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Tonight: Chill out with the missus, watch a film maybe. go running
Tomorrow: Play rugby (union) then home to watch UFC while eating numerous snacks and drinking pop.
Sunday: Cinema trip possibly (avp requiem), veggie sunday roast, listening to hardcore reading the papers and magazine and watching tv"I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, inteligent clued-up section of society against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie. I believe in punk rock. In northern soul. In acid house. In mod. In rock and roll. I also believe in pre commercial righteous, rap and hip hop. Thats my manifesto"Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWe haven't had this for a while...
What are ye all up to?Thats the way the cookie crumblesComment
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