bad handshake

[ferret]

Next time I will definately check what fingers are being offered to me before I shake

And smell the palm of your hand afterwards - just in case it is some kind of in-office joke...

 

[gadgetman]

If it makes you feel any better, I have had handshake 'malfunctions' in the past.

One that springs to mind is where my index finger was not closed up as I went to shake and I ended up doing a kind of scissor thing across the other person's hand.

Anyone else had this (or similar) or is it just me!

 

[Lucy]

Had an interview the other day and the glamour nail woman gripped my hand so hard it hurt and then almost wouldn't let go.

horrid.

 

[Lucy]

So i went to shake hands with this guy and he offers me one finger to shake! it felt disgusting!

wtf is up with that?

I know the answer.

The finger guy was an extra-terrestrial. You were meant to touch the top of his finger and say 'home'.

(or am I showing my age...)

 

[beaker]

I know the answer.

The finger guy was an extra-terrestrial. You were meant to touch the top of his finger and say 'home'.

(or am I showing my age...)

You love this thread don't you Lucy!

 

[Lucy]

You love this thread don't you Lucy!

You should be pleased, it is very funny.

 

[BrilloPad]

Well done faqqer for reminding me of this thread!

 

[Sausage Surprise]

Index finger. But he definately wasn't pointing to anything. Maybe I took him by surprise but I mean is there really any excuse? I was leaving, as were the others, so I was saying goodbye.

Next time I will definately check what fingers are being offered to me before I shake

Definitely

 

[SallyAnne]

Ah man, this has just cheered me right up

 

[BrilloPad]

Ah man, this has just cheered me right up

me too! well done faqqer for digging this out!