Please! The guy next to me just asked what was tickling me (and no it wasn't 'the finger')
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
that was fast, I just googled one finger handshake and a thread not even 24 hours old is top of the list:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...dshake&spell=1Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postthat was fast, I just googled one finger handshake and a thread not even 24 hours old is top of the list:
http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...dshake&spell=1Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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was KY jelly invoved ?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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To the OP - are you sure he doesn't have Rheumatoid Arthritis?
Rupe in "Mr Sensible" mode."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhich finger was it?
Did you shake little pinkies together?my ferret is your ferretComment
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Originally posted by ferret View PostI think this is the most pertinent information. Was it the middle finger? That would have been bizarre. If it was the index finger then I stand by my initial theory.
Next time I will definately check what fingers are being offered to me before I shakeDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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Maybe he was making a "gun" gesture, like a some IT rapper type, and was metaphorically "popping a cap in yo ass".Comment
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