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    bad handshake

    So i went to shake hands with this guy and he offers me one finger to shake! it felt disgusting!

    wtf is up with that?
    Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

    #2
    That wasn't his finger ...

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      #3
      Perhaps he's a mason.

      I never trust blokes with limp handshakes.

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        #4
        I think you will find he was a Papal Bishop (or even the Pope), and was extending his ring finger for you to kneel down and kiss.

        Just be thankful he wasn't Graham Norton* extending his ring for you to finger down and kiss.

        (* Note to mods : GN is a self-confessed homosexual, so there is no libel in the above comment.)
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #5
          Originally posted by beaker View Post
          So i went to shake hands with this guy and he offers me one finger to shake! it felt disgusting!

          wtf is up with that?
          You should have made a little "O" with your thumb and forefinger and slipped it over.

          The vegetarian option.

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            #6
            Originally posted by beaker View Post
            So i went to shake hands with this guy and he offers me one finger to shake! it felt disgusting!

            wtf is up with that?
            Maybe it was an old fart joke and you were supposed to pull it!!!!!
            "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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              #7
              Is this at work???
              WTF??
              It is quite funny..

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                #8
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                You should have made a little "O" with your thumb and forefinger and slipped it over.


                Excellent, very funny ! Maybe he could also have made that funny sound while moving his finger ring up and down the other guys finger

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by beaker View Post
                  So i went to shake hands with this guy and he offers me one finger to shake! it felt disgusting!

                  wtf is up with that?
                  This is so funny.


                  I'm laughing so much my eyes are watering.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by beaker View Post
                    So i went to shake hands with this guy and he offers me one finger to shake! it felt disgusting!

                    wtf is up with that?
                    maybe you were supposed to suck it

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