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That is a young man's solution.

As you get a bit older, you start being warned of colon cancer and to look for 'blackened stools' as a sign of internal not-looking-goodness.

Since Guinness has the same effect, fixing a blockage with Guinness would result in a subsequent lot of worry.


RC in been-there-done-that-couldn't-sleep mode.
 
1. Open a tin of Sam West's canned tuna

2. Leave in a warm room for a week

3. Eat contents

4. 2 hours later you'll be tuliping for old mother England like there's no tomorrow.
 

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