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We got a cat to "control" the mice. It took one look at them, nipped out the front door and was never seen again. My weapons of choice have been a power drill, metal rule, a toy washing machine, a plug strip and more recently a rat zapper (but waking up to the smell of roasted rodent isn't nice).Serving religion with the contempt it deserves... -
I think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.Originally posted by TheMonkeyWe got a cat to "control" the mice. It took one look at them, nipped out the front door and was never seen again. My weapons of choice have been a power drill, metal rule, a toy washing machine, a plug strip and more recently a rat zapper (but waking up to the smell of roasted rodent isn't nice).
I'd consider getting some help if I were you.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Getting some help
or possibly trying to join the met?Originally posted by bogeymanI think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.
I'd consider getting some help if I were you.Why not?Comment
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Originally posted by bogeymanI think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.
I'd consider getting some help if I were you.
I fear they will take me away soon
Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...Comment
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