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Pets

Ruprect said:
We had mice in the house I used to live in - I found that the heel of my size 9s was very effective in 'neutralising' the problem. The cat was useless - she just played with them.

We got a cat to "control" the mice. It took one look at them, nipped out the front door and was never seen again. My weapons of choice have been a power drill, metal rule, a toy washing machine, a plug strip and more recently a rat zapper (but waking up to the smell of roasted rodent isn't nice).
 
TheMonkey said:
We got a cat to "control" the mice. It took one look at them, nipped out the front door and was never seen again. My weapons of choice have been a power drill, metal rule, a toy washing machine, a plug strip and more recently a rat zapper (but waking up to the smell of roasted rodent isn't nice).

I think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.

I'd consider getting some help if I were you.
 
Getting some help

Getting some help

bogeyman said:
I think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.

I'd consider getting some help if I were you.

or possibly trying to join the met?
 
my dog when she was a lil' un

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bogeyman said:
I think you have serious issues. It's probably only a matter of time before you 'graduate' from torturing small furry animals to attacking humans.

I'd consider getting some help if I were you.

:bluelight I fear they will take me away soon
 

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