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[BrowneIssue]

You probably eat KFC,Mac's and Kebabs too, don't you?

Give over. What do you think I am? Some sort of animal?

Actually, of those kebabs are the best bet.

At least they cook and kill their germs.

 

[Diver]

Give over. What do you think I am? Some sort of animal?

Actually, of those kebabs are the best bet.

At least they cook and kill their germs.

I can kill gut skin and cook over an open fire and eat practically any animal you care to name, but I would starve to death if all that was on offer was kebab

 

[BrowneIssue]

I can kill gut skin and cook over an open fire and eat practically any animal you care to name, but I would starve to death if all that was on offer was kebab

A junior health minister some years ago said something to the effect of:

"Kebab is the safest fast food from a food poisoning perspective. They have the door open so all the dust, viruses, germs and mould come in off the street and lands on the slowly rotating triangle of ping meat. But that meat is continuously rotated in front of a gas burner that instantly kills all those germs, flies and everything else on the surface so what you are served is virtually sterile."

A sensible message.

 

[Diver]

A junior health minister some years ago said something to the effect of:

"Kebab is the safest fast food from a food poisoning perspective. They have the door open so all the dust, viruses, germs and mould come in off the street and lands on the slowly rotating triangle of ping meat. But that meat is continuously rotated in front of a gas burner that instantly kills all those germs, flies and everything else on the surface so what you are served is virtually sterile."

A sensible message.

Drool, dribble, makes the mouth water

 

[Diver]

Drool, dribble, makes the mouth water

eyes

 

[BrowneIssue]

eyes

Yes, I'm sure kebab meat includes lips, brains, guts, udders and indeed, eyes.

 

[Diver]

Yes, I'm sure kebab meat includes lips, brains, guts, udders and indeed, eyes.

But no artificial flavors and colors

 

[BrowneIssue]

But no artificial flavors and colors

Idle curiosity: why do you routinely use Merkin spellings?

 

[NickFitz]

Yep - female

anything else is a plus

trucker

 

[Diver]

Idle curiosity: why do you routinely use Merkin spellings?

Kept resetting spellcheck to English English and it keeps resetting itself to American English, Gave up eventually