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    #51
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    And do you have any sexy lady lizards available too?

    I have a very sexy Aunty...she might be up for a bit of scale love?
    The pope is a tard.

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      #52
      Originally posted by el duder
      dont do pissed mingers. i have a standard i adhere to.

      You would SOOOO do a p*ssed minger. Stop kidding yourself!! You just wouldn't tell us about it
      The pope is a tard.

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        #53
        Chaps, chaps. SA has already given you all the advice you need.

        Go and spend the weekend on the Toon. The women in Newcastle are sexual predators. If you are even half decent looking you are going to get shagged.
        There are a lot of class birds who are just after a 1 nighter. If you can't find one of them then there are any amount of munters in the Big Market.
        You can't miss.

        Next CUK outing should be to Geordie land.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #54
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
          Next CUK outing should be to Geordie land.
          ha! ha! seconded

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            #55
            Originally posted by el duder
            dont do pissed mingers. i have a standard i adhere to.
            so you just do mingers?

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              #56
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

              Next CUK outing should be to Geordie land.

              Ah yes!!!! That would be such a laugh!!!

              We could start off in the classier places to see how you get on, then we can try the very expensive places to see if yous can buy the hot lasses....then as a last resort the Bigg Market, where yous can select your prey at will

              Ah go on say yes - it'd be brilliant
              The pope is a tard.

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                #57
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                Ah yes!!!! That would be such a laugh!!!

                We could start off in the classier places to see how you get on, then we can try the very expensive places to see if yous can buy the hot lasses....then as a last resort the Bigg Market, where yous can select your prey at will

                Ah go on say yes - it'd be brilliant
                I would love to, but the wife might object.
                It has been a long looong time since I went out on the Toon.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                  I would love to, but the wife might object.
                  It has been a long looong time since I went out on the Toon.

                  Bring her with you!! She'll get chatted up loads and go feeling amazingly sexy (which can only be a good thing for you!)
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #59
                    Hey SA, did you pick a dress!?!?!

                    What's it like?!?!

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                      #60
                      god that post above sounds gay

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