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[FiveTimes]

I helped a friend setup a dominatrix website about 3 years ago. site closed last year.

there is good money to be made in that stuff.

I forgot to say thanks for all your help

 

[FiveTimes]

Actually - i'm bored silly

Same here...

 

[BrilloPad]

I'm a giver

So is it restaurant night tonight? Will you be "giving" afterwards?

Don't forget to wear your negligee afterwards - it worked a treat last Saturday...

How far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?

 

[BrilloPad]

Why all the spanking? Is it Friday already?

When in Rome... (Both cheeks evenly please)

Looks like everyone bored today - nothing better today...

I have loads of work to do - anyone want some of mine? I need someone with a maths degree who likes highly exotic options.

 

[FiveTimes]

So is it restaurant night tonight? Will you be "giving" afterwards?

Don't forget to wear your negligee afterwards - it worked a treat last Saturday...

How far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?

She's hoping to slide down the fireman's pole with her silky, smooth soft legs

 

[EqualOpportunities]

Isn't it obvious?

Hello EO How are you?

Patently.

I'm well thanks mate - how are you?

 

[BrilloPad]

She's hoping to slide down the fireman's pole with her silky, smooth soft legs

How much babyoil is needed for that?

 

[KathyWoolfe]

How far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?

Probably not that far away at all.......

But you're feeding her addiction to paddling don't you see.....
You've got to be cruel to be kind so if you stop making all these racy comments she'll soon give it up and go on to far healthier pursuits...like....oh...squirrel bothering

(yes RH I know you'd like her to start bothering you!)

 

[BrilloPad]

Patently.

I'm well thanks mate - how are you?

The numpties are taking over at ClientCo! I am the most normal one here - that should tell you how bad things are....

 

[EqualOpportunities]

How much babyoil is needed for that?

And, more to the point IMO, how does one go about extracting the oil from a baby? Centrifuge? Fractional distillation?