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    #21
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Only one post tagged?
    Like I said, it doesn't happen very often.


    I've heard anal sex is good for constipation but that might not help him too much.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      I've heard anal sex is good for constipation
      Only if he pulls it out when he's finished.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #23
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Exercise usually helps constipation - have you thought about doing some cycling or something?
        I thought about it

        Actually one.of the things I intended to buy myself 'one day' was a seven sola made to measure titanium hardtail MTB. Probably can't justify spending that sort of cash on a bike now.
        Last edited by doodab; 7 May 2014, 04:59.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #24
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          I worked at Unilever for a bit. We had a fridge with free walls ice creams in, including magnums. That was OK.
          I remember over indulging on the Cornettos whilst gigging there, not good.

          I did like the monthly "staff" product market where you could get unilever goods at 70% off. Like a free for all at times.

          qh
          He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

          I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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            #25
            I have cinnamon in my coffee today.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #26
              I had a gigantic poo before my coffee today. Most satisfactory. Hopefully the constipation has passed, so to speak.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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