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    #31
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Got the kids all weekend, SY02 out on the leash in London
    Who's holding the leash?

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      #32
      Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
      Rugby club lunch to raise funds for our upcoming tour. It will be messy....
      Perhaps you could provide bibs and disposable tablecloths?
      "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

      https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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        #33
        In bed all weekend in a London Hotel, the mistress is coming over! SY remind her about the maids uniform and body chocolate! I'll bring the leather.

        Seriously

        Have the Kids tonight Mrs V out with the Yummy mummies. Load deadline tonight, 10 more countries to do.

        Tomorrow - Ice Skating, In Laws.

        Sunday - Bike & Garden.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #34
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          In bed all weekend in a London Hotel, the mistress is coming over! SY remind her about the maids uniform and body chocolate! I'll bring the leather.

          Seriously

          Have the Kids tonight Mrs V out with the Yummy mummies. Load deadline tonight, 10 more countries to do.

          Tomorrow - Ice Skating, In Laws.

          Sunday - Bike & Garden.
          Enjoy. The painters are in. HTH.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #35
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Enjoy. The painters are in. HTH.
            I'm sure she won't say no to a strawberry milkshake.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #36
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I'm sure she won't say no to a strawberry milkshake.
              How can i unread that

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                #37
                Originally posted by Dallas View Post
                How can i unread that
                By thinking about a chocolate milkshake.
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  By thinking about a chocolate milkshake.
                  being shared by two girls....
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    being shared by two girls....
                    I have just rinsed my eyes out with acid...
                    I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Enjoy. The painters are in. HTH.
                      Tuck yourselves up with a hot water bottle and a romcom.

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