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Perhaps you could provide bibs and disposable tablecloths?Originally posted by northernladuk View PostRugby club lunch to raise funds for our upcoming tour. It will be messy....Comment
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In bed all weekend in a London Hotel, the mistress is coming over! SY remind her about the maids uniform and body chocolate! I'll bring the leather.
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Have the Kids tonight Mrs V out with the Yummy mummies. Load deadline tonight, 10 more countries to do.
Tomorrow - Ice Skating, In Laws.
Sunday - Bike & Garden.Comment
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Enjoy. The painters are in. HTH.Originally posted by vetran View PostIn bed all weekend in a London Hotel, the mistress is coming over! SY remind her about the maids uniform and body chocolate! I'll bring the leather.
Seriously
Have the Kids tonight Mrs V out with the Yummy mummies. Load deadline tonight, 10 more countries to do.
Tomorrow - Ice Skating, In Laws.
Sunday - Bike & Garden.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I'm sure she won't say no to a strawberry milkshake.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEnjoy. The painters are in. HTH.
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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How can i unread thatOriginally posted by doodab View PostI'm sure she won't say no to a strawberry milkshake.
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By thinking about a chocolate milkshake.Originally posted by Dallas View PostHow can i unread that
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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being shared by two girls....Originally posted by hyperD View PostBy thinking about a chocolate milkshake.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I have just rinsed my eyes out with acid...Originally posted by northernladuk View Postbeing shared by two girls....
I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Tuck yourselves up with a hot water bottle and a romcom.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEnjoy. The painters are in. HTH.
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