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Quiet Night, Until...
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What's that noise?
A feint rumbling sound.
Getting louder now.
Sounds like a steam train.
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You should have asked them to adjourn to the flowerbed - you and your mate could have enjoyed some post beer mud wrestling.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWent down the pub tonight for a few quiet pints with one of my oldest friends. Walking back, we were near the junction where we go our separate ways when the front door of a house we're about to pass suddenly flies out of its frame and crashes to the ground, with a woman on top of it, and a woman on top of her, battering her
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Just remember that the NATO alphabet isn't the only one:
Phonetic alphabet tables - Alpha Bravo CharlieComment
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I do quite like the idea of a feint sound, though.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI might have.
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what it sounds like something else and takes you by surprise? I only get that when I drink real ale.Originally posted by vwdan View PostI do quite like the idea of a feint sound, though.Comment
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Naturally I have been sitting here trying to devise a rude version. ABC is easy.Just remember that the NATO alphabet isn't the only one:
Phonetic alphabet tables - Alpha Bravo Charliebloggoth
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