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I don't know, what did leave the kids in the local park with that nice gent with the long mac again? Is this some sort of riddle?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
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what, left the kids in the local park with that nice gent with the long mac again??
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI don't know, what did leave the kids in the local park with that nice gent with the long mac again? Is this some sort of riddle?
That pwnd him!!
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I don't know OPM, if someone left their kids with you today it sure wasn't me.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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This thread scares me.
But on the plus side, I've just turned signatures back on and seen two posters with excellent signatures.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Because you don't have a clue what we're talking about?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThis thread scares me.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Cheeky fecker. No, cos of the teenagers online thing.Originally posted by d000hg View PostBecause you don't have a clue what we're talking about?
I'm not thick, I'm just not a techiePractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Don't worry, by the time your bairn is a teenager it'll be brain implants and we'll all be as clueless as you what the hell is going on with modern technology
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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No that's good because your relationship will rely on trust rather than you snooping.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCheeky fecker. No, cos of the teenagers online thing.
I'm not thick, I'm just not a techie
Just ensure he has another one or two reasonable and sensible adults he can talk to as well."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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As NLUK said, you stumble across things, first was a browser auto completion suggestion of sexy 13 year old schoolgirls, not good on my laptop
next was facebook chat messages on the desktop when he hadn't signed out, then then videos of the cinnamon test and ice and salt turned up in the photos folder. I've pointed out the error of his ways on all these and installed microsoft family safety on all the machines. I've also blocked ask.fm. As I said, latest was a days worth of social network messages hit my new windows phone when he took my old windows phone without resetting it and linked all his social networks to my windows live id. One was a request from a schoolgirl to get a "tens of bud" and take it to school as her dealer hadn't got any. There was group discussion of a camping party and if the girls would be put off by the pot and if they should stick to alcohol and cigarettes, plus discussing what they would get up to on Halloween and if he could bring a samurai sword which he has just bought from a friend with him.
On reflection a keylogger is a bad idea, but talk of breaking their trust is a joke, they trample roughshod over ours. Sort of reminds me of me as a teenager actually, and I've turned out ok
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