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    #31
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    only one solution to that she needs a 'Kojak' - all off and stick a lolly in!

    Who loves ya baby!


    27 hours left!!! Lucky 13 it is.


    Oh by the way we haven't got a weight book going, I'll have 7lb 5oz.
    I will have 16lb 4
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #32
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Problem with that is, as you can't see what you're doing, you end up with an effect similar to what one would imagine fanny myxomatosis would look like.
      Damn, I had to Google for that one just to see what would come up:

      “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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        #33
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        I will have 16lb 4

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          #34
          7lb13oz

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            #35
            3.1 kilos

            youse metric deniers
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #36
              and a head full of hair
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #37
                Hopefully your child is born soon as I suspect you're slowly getting a bit fed-up, if so I found the ideal book:

                “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  Hopefully your child is born soon as I suspect you're slowly getting a bit fed-up, if so I found the ideal book:

                  Haha, brilliant!

                  Still not here, hope it shows up soon.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by formant View Post
                    Haha, brilliant!

                    Still not here, hope it shows up soon.
                    Did I say 1st March? I meant 1st April.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Did I say 1st March? I meant 1st April.
                      Haha, date revision accepted.

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