Turnips

[AlfredJPruffock]

Gadzooks !!!

Are you saying theres somebody in my head but its not me?

And if the code youre working on
Starts playing its own tune
I wills see thoust upon the Darker Side of the Moon

[EternalOptimist]

all the beetroots you touch
all the beetroots you see
all the beetroots you taste
all the beetroots you feel
...
...
all the beetroots you beg borrow or steal
the pickled and the packaged are in tune
but, my son, you are eclipsed by the moon

[AlfredJPruffock]

CUK HEALTH WARNING

Friends Agents and Daleks

Given the recent focus on Beetroot I wish to alert readers who may have been inspired to consume more Beetroot of the following concern.

Whilst Beetroot has many health advantages there is how ever one side effect which altough benign in its natrue may raise undue alarm.

After Beetroot consumption it should be noted that ones stool may well appear a distinctive dark red colour, which to the casual obeservor may be mistaken for blood in the stool.

In fact my Mother who worked as a nurse can confirm that many people worried by apparent blood in the stool upon questioning revealed that the person concerned had recently consumed Beetroot hence the concern.

However in extermis should Death occur its a good idea to consult your GP.

[Xenophon]

CUK HEALTH WARNING

Friends Agents and Daleks

Given the recent focus on Beetroot I need to alert readers who may have been inspired to consume more Beetroot of the following concern.

Whilst Beetroot has many health advantages there is how ever one side effect which altough benign in its natrue may raise undue alarm.

After Beertoot consumption it should be noted that ones stool may well appear a distinctive dark red colour, which to the casual obeservor may be mistaken for blood in the stool.

In fact my Mother who worked as a nurse can confirm that many people worried by apparent blood in the stool upon questioning revealed that the person concerned had recently consumed Beetroot hence the concern.

However in extermis should Death occur its a good idea to consult your GP.

[DimPrawn]

Typical. I post a thread about turnips and it gets hijacked by beetroot.

[Xenophon]

Typical. I post a thread about turnips and it gets hijacked by beetroot.

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

[EternalOptimist]

Corn on the cob

dont get me started on corn on the ****** cob