Turnips

[DaveB]

Whilst everybody has their own criterion for humour I realise that I may have unwittingly caused offence.

Therefore I offer my sinncere apologies for raising the Beetroot issue.

If Old Alf has therefore offended, think but this; and all is mended.

That you have but browsed this board while this thread did appear and this weak and idle Beetroot theme is no more yielding but a dream.

Bogeyman --do not reprehend if you pardon, we will mend.

And, as I am an honest Pruffock if we have unearned luck.

Now to scape the serpents tongue.

We will make amends ere long else AJ Pruffock a liar call.

Give me your hands if we be friends.

And AJ Pruffock shall restore amends.

Well at least it's better than the endless Orwell quotes.

[threaded]

If a man meets with injustice, it is not required that he shall not be roused to meet it; but if he is angry after he has had time to think upon it, that is sinful. The flame is not wring, but the coals are.

[Ruprect]

Man who goes to bed with itchy bottom wakes up with smelly finger.

[bogeyman]

Whilst everybody has their own criterion for humour I realise that I may have unwittingly caused offence.

Therefore I offer my sinncere apologies for raising the Beetroot issue.

If Old Alf has therefore offended, think but this; and all is mended.

That you have but browsed this board while this thread did appear and this weak and idle Beetroot theme is no more yielding but a dream.

Bogeyman --do not reprehend if you pardon, we will mend.

And, as I am an honest Pruffock if we have unearned luck.

Now to scape the serpents tongue.

We will make amends ere long else AJ Pruffock a liar call.

Give me your hands if we be friends.

And AJ Pruffock shall restore amends.

Very nice Alf.

I especially liked the bit about "scape the serpents tongue".

"Give me your hands if we be friends."

My hand Sir

[DaveB]

Very nice Alf.

I especially liked the bit about "scape the serpents tongue".

"Give me your hands if we be friends."

My hand Sir

Shakespear, Midsummer Nights Dream, Act V scene II. Pucks closing monologue.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Very nice Alf.

I especially liked the bit about "scape the serpents tongue".

"Give me your hands if we be friends."

My hand Sir

Spoken like a Gentlemen, lets shake then.

[bogeyman]

Spoken like a Gentlemen, lets shake then.

Shine on Alf, you crazy diamond!

[EternalOptimist]

I'll tell you why beetroot sales are booming, I wanted one for a salad but had to buy a four pack instead. Three ended up in the compost heap.


bl**dy packaging. Sales should be in the red , not the black

[AlfredJPruffock]

I'll tell you why beetroot sales are booming, I wanted one for a salad but had to buy a four pack instead. Three ended up in the compost heap.


bl**dy packaging. Sales should be in the red , not the black

Hit that bug myself recently.

My Workaround ?

Invest in a jar of pickled Beetroot, not quite as fresh but you can load and go without waste, as they say it the IT world.

[EternalOptimist]

Hit that bug myself recently.

My Workaround ?

Invest in a jar of pickled Beetroot, not quite as fresh but you can load and go without waste, as they say it the IT world.

you raise the blade
you make the change
you rearrange me till I'm sane