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Give it a rest Norrahe.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTry this tomorrow and report back.
Scramble your eggs as per usual, with a little salt and pepper to taste.
Then off the heat chuck in your sliced smoked salmon, and then stir in some marscapone. Serve with a sprig of parsley to garnish and brew up some ******* expensive filter coffee.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Awww, come on. Share with us your recipe for meaty cock burgers.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGive it a rest Norrahe.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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From what i've heard, your wife's got that recipe.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAwww, come on. Share with us your recipe for meaty cock burgers.
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WellOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostFrom what i've heard, your wife's got that recipe.
one doesn't like to brag.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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