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Give it a rest Norrahe.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostTry this tomorrow and report back.
Scramble your eggs as per usual, with a little salt and pepper to taste.
Then off the heat chuck in your sliced smoked salmon, and then stir in some marscapone. Serve with a sprig of parsley to garnish and brew up some ******* expensive filter coffee.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Awww, come on. Share with us your recipe for meaty cock burgers.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGive it a rest Norrahe.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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From what i've heard, your wife's got that recipe.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAwww, come on. Share with us your recipe for meaty cock burgers.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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WellOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostFrom what i've heard, your wife's got that recipe.
one doesn't like to brag.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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